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Merak
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The Conservatives sent a representative to the Labour Party Conference |
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JuanaLaLoca
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Somehow, the 'Flying Pigs for Obama' campaign didn't quite have the results that the Obama
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Vintage Girl
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The sight of the flying pig came as no surprise to the drug-crazed audience.
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JuanaLaLoca
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BTW, that pig got away from the people handling it, and there was a $10,000 reward offered for it. Two women found parts of it in their yards, so they are going to split the reward.
Runaway flying concert pig found in pieces
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wakeyboy
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More images of prisoner degradation emerge from Abhu Ghraib
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Mpls Druid
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Look! Up there! Proof that I'll get that date! |
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kitchenwitch
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JuanaLaLoca
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After all the trouble he had gone to, Fido was
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kitchenwitch
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BlueEmperor
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Pet owners dressing up their pets has always been an odious practice but you had to feel a particular swell of pity for Jacques Cousteau's chihuahua
B.E.
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kitchenwitch
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| OMG!!! Blue, too F-N funny! Jacques Cousteau's chihuahua....it brings tears to my eyes. |
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| Juana and Blue ... hilarious! |
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kitchenwitch
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JuanaLaLoca
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After declaring that they wouldn't touch each other with a
ten-foot pole, it was discovered that John and Mary
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wakeyboy
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On the set of Dr Who, special effects suffer a set back after the BBC announce a series of cut-backs
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Merak
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After years of waiting... the "milk tray man" was finally unmasked |
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Merak
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"you still owe me 20 pence"; "I gave it back you old cow" |
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BlueEmperor
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Many people were beginning to feel that the blood feud between Don Diego de la Vega and Rafael Montero had gone on long enough and that it really was time for the two of them to patch up their differences over a friendly game of Scrabble
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JuanaLaLoca
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| BlueEmperor wrote: | | kitchenwitch wrote: | |
Many people were beginning to feel that the blood feud between Don Diego de la Vega and Rafael Montero had gone on long enough and that it really was time for the two of them to patch up their differences over a friendly game of Scrabble
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ukus
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| Merak wrote: | | kitchenwitch wrote: | |
"you still owe me 20 pence"; "I gave it back you old cow" |
Merak ... I love your sense of humor !! 
Ok you poke me first .... No, no ... you poke me first !!!!!!
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kitchenwitch
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JuanaLaLoca
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Harry's heartburn was really getting out of control. |
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Vintage Girl
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Joe hoped his merry antics would draw attention away from his ridiculous earrings.
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Merak
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The natives of Wagaloodou hadn't quite grasped the concept of a B-B-Q |
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BlueEmperor
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After five failed attempts, Chief Tupou'aloulou was finally getting the hang of the whole 'roasing mashmallows' thing the white men had taught him.
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wakeyboy
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JuanaLaLoca
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After disappearing for a while, Grimm Ghost was finally spotted
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wakeyboy
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The grim reaper finally decided it was time to do something about his eating disorder
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kitchenwitch
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Sally was certain no one would ever know she was cheating on her diet. |
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BlueEmperor
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Emperor Palpatine would make those f*ckers at Sainsbury's pay! They'd moved all the bloody shelves around again!
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Vintage Girl
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Blue that's hilarious!
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Merak
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Audrey's dad was determined to prove to her that dieting had turned her into a mere shadow of her former self. |
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Vintage Girl
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Since appearing in the Scottish Widows add, Jennifer couldn't even go shopping without being recognised.
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Merak
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kitchenwitch
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Vintage Girl
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Bono had never allowed his dyslexia to be a barrier to success!
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JuanaLaLoca
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| That reminds me of a laugh I got at the supermarket the other day. I noticed a sign up that there had been a typo in one of their ads. Apparently, they had quoted the incorrect package size in their ad for Cabot Cheese Sheds. Maybe the large bold heading "TYPO" was a warning, rather than informational! |
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Mpls Druid
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Bono graciously bowed out of this year's International Spelling Bee |
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muppetmurderer
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Despite the evidence from the Distribution Chart, Bono continued to insist that the last U2 record had sold in huge volumes[/quote]
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JuanaLaLoca
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Bono dismisses opposing
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Merak
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wakeyboy
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Merak
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"his mouth is nearly as big as Monica's", thought Bill, idily. |
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kitchenwitch
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Bill saw who Gordon was with last night and knew he was exaggerating the size of her breasts.
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JuanaLaLoca
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Even though Bill fully supported
Gordon's right to plastic surgery
to "be who he really is inside",
he had a difficult time imagining
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Merak
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Bill saw who Gordon was with last night and knew he was exaggerating the size of her breasts. |
hehehe! That's given me an idea....
"BREASTS WERE OUT TO HERE!", Boomed Gordon, whilst Bill looked on, wondering if Gordon was referencing his own. |
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muppetmurderer
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Bill wondered if Gordon's arthritis would inhibit his foreplay when they met in his room later
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Mpls Druid
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Bill was imaging the keg of whiskey that Gordon was describing |
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