The Political Asylum

kitchenwitch · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject:

Even in old age, Ariel sometimes got homesick.

muppetmurderer · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject:

wakeyboy · Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:33 am Post subject:

wakeyboy · Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:55 am Post subject:

kitchenwitch · Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:49 am Post subject:

I love the reference to the 3 billy-goats gruff Wakey. Laughing

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

Merak · Inmate of the Asylum Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 214

Vintage Girl · Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:59 am Post subject:

kitchenwitch · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

wakeyboy · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject:

muppetmurderer · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:57 am Post subject:

wakeyboy · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject:

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject:

As she wheeled her son along, Madge tried to explain to him, "These are
called cars, Billy, and we used to use them instead of bicycles, back
when gasoline cost under $100 a gallon."

Mpls Druid · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject:

BlueEmperor · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject:

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject:

Many drivers had decided that if they had to pay the congestion tax,
they were darned well going to get their money's worth.

wakeyboy · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject:

Borrowers spotted in kid's toy box
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kitchenwitch · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:05 am Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

cherrybabe · Inmate of the Asylum Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 345

Merak · Inmate of the Asylum Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 214

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Vintage Girl · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject:

muppetmurderer · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject:

wakeyboy · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject:

[quote="Merak"]

kitchenwitch · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject:

I'll probably regret this, but...

When Jack had asked Mary and Alice to give
him some head, he had had something quite
different in mind.

Embarassed

kitchenwitch · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:48 am Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject:

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief after all the men wearing
Speedos were placed on a bus and deported.

kitchenwitch · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:57 am Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

Mpls Druid · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject:

muppetmurderer · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:55 pm Post subject:

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject:

Fergie had taken to leaving a
single shoe behind everywhere
she went, in the hopes that
Prince Charming would find
one and feel compelled to
marry its owner.

wakeyboy · Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:56 pm Post subject:

Fergie had to take no less than five pairs of shoes on stage with her incase she had another "accident"
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Merak · Inmate of the Asylum Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 214

Vintage Girl · Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:25 pm Post subject:

kitchenwitch · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:45 pm Post subject:

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject:

As usual, Bush had no idea what was going on.

Mpls Druid · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject:

muppetmurderer · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject:

wakeyboy · Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

The puppet master, the dummy
and the American people
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kitchenwitch · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject:

Damn Wakey, I'm not sure whether I ought to laugh or nod my head in agreement to that one. Very well done.
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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

wakeyboy · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

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kitchenwitch · Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:13 am Post subject:

Rejected by Team GB, Muriel decided to have her own Olympic games.
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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
-Oscar Wilde

wakeyboy · Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:03 am Post subject:

Mpls Druid · Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject:

So that's where my bra went!

Vintage Girl · Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject:

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:17 pm Post subject:

wakeyboy · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:

Good one, Wakey!

JuanaLaLoca · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject:

The new collection for anorexics has two-fold advantages:
Avoids those intrusive comments about how thin you are - nobody can tell.
Requires little to no strength to support the weight of the garment.