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kitchenwitch
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Each week I shall be posting a photo that you, the members of the Asylum, will have an opportunity to caption. There are no prizes for the best one, only the pride of knowing that you are the most clever at this little game.
We start with this one:
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Vintage Girl
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:11 pm Post subject: Re: What Do You See Here? |
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"No good to me, there's nothing to cover my face."
I told you I was rubbish at this. 
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ukus
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:03 pm Post subject: Re: What Do You See Here? |
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| kitchenwitch wrote: | Each week I shall be posting a photo that you, the members of the Asylum, will have an opportunity to caption. There are no prizes for the best one, only the pride of knowing that you are the most clever at this little game.
We start with this one:
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If yer going to wear a Hijab ... window shopping ain't for you. |
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Merak
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject: Re: What Do You See Here? |
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The Saudi Arabian branch of H&M left women in little doubt about what they'd look like from the neck up if they didn't wear the burqa |
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poppycock
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject: Re: What Do You See Here? |
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| Merak wrote: | | The Saudi Arabian branch of H&M left women in little doubt about what they'd look like from the neck up if they didn't wear the burqa |
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Vintage Girl
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: Re: What Do You See Here? |
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Does my bum look big in this?
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JuanaLaLoca
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: What Do You See Here? |
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Fatima didn't understand that she was supposed to pull her gown down a bit further.
(I like Merak's) |
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Vintage Girl
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Me too.
Merak's is the best so far.
Any more offerings?
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Mpls Druid
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Can I upload a picture from my computer or does it have to be from a host server? |
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Merak
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| Vintage Girl wrote: | Me too.
Merak's is the best so far.
Any more offerings? |
I think JuanaLaLoca's is better. That made me laugh: "Fatima didn't understand that she was supposed to pull her gown down a bit further." Very witty! |
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Vintage Girl
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| Mpls Druid wrote: | | Can I upload a picture from my computer or does it have to be from a host server? |
You can do either, Druid.
Have you got something juicy for us then?
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Mpls Druid
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Yep!
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Vintage Girl
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That's funny enough on it's own. It doesn't need a caption.
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Merak
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| Mpls Druid wrote: | Yep!
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Auntie Mary was about to realise that there are such things as Zombies |
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Vintage Girl
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Merak, you're really good at this.
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kitchenwitch
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Despite feigning a coma, Sue was still forced to endure Grandma's story about the time Fluffy saved her from falling down a well. |
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BlueEmperor
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Beth hoped that Auntie Mary wouldn't notice that, for the TWELVETH time running, she'd got up to make her a cup of tea and left it stewing on the side.
B.E.
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Vintage Girl
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Ooh, now who does that remind me of? 
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cherrybabe
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Well ma, the earth is clearly moving for them !
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JuanaLaLoca
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Oh, Ma, not porno again!!! |
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Mpls Druid
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| Oh that is perfect, Juana! |
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BlueEmperor
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| Mpls Druid wrote: | |
Beth could only roll her eyes in despair as she realised she'd accidentally super-glued her hand to the back of her head.
B.E.
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Mpls Druid
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| tee hee hee hee Blue |
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kitchenwitch
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JuanaLaLoca
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These doughnuts appear to be split evenly between Clinton and Obama. |
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kitchenwitch
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| funny Juana! |
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Vintage Girl
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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"Bloody drive-thru, I said all chocolate!"
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Shoulda gone to Krispy Kreme |
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kitchenwitch
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| I like the idea of John McCain hollering "Bloody drive thru!" You just don't see enough of things like that on the campaign trail. |
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poppycock
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"I talk out of my arse so often, I have to carry some spares with me."
I loved Juana's. |
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BlueEmperor
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| JuanaLaLoca wrote: |
These doughnuts appear to be split evenly between Clinton and Obama. |
Having lost his eighth successive game of Connect-Four, Senator McCain couldn't resist whispering to his Secret Service detail that his opponent was reaching for a concealed weapon... As his burly minders sprung into action and started hurtling towards the set, he couldn't help thinking "this'll soon wipe the smug grin off that bitch's face."
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Mpls Druid
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McCain unveils the new low-tech ballots that will be introduced to Florida voters. |
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Merak
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McCain thought it wise to make light of his cockring collection before the press got wind of it |
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wakeyboy
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[quote="Merak"] | kitchenwitch wrote: | |
McCain reveal their new microwaveable doughnuts
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Mpls Druid
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| Merak! I'm shocked and impressed all at the same time. |
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Vintage Girl
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I'm definitely impressed and not even remotely shocked. 
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kitchenwitch
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JuanaLaLoca
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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For more previews of the new hit movie 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay', go to.... |
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Merak
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Although the lads had paired off, they didn't like to see Anwar left out |
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poppycock
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I thought we were supposed to be carrying the m-a-i-l.. |
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Mpls Druid
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The whole race was head to head |
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ukus
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Tch! ... I said "Piggy back" not pigs in a sack. |
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ukus
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Jose found the perfect getaway cover, since robbing the Dry Cleaner's on Main St.
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Vintage Girl
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:22 am Post subject: |
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I like the first one, Karen
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wakeyboy
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Merak
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Two North Korean taxis and a pick-up truck |
Excellent! |
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kitchenwitch
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