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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:26 pm    Post subject: Getting Paid to Quit Smoking Reply with quote

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7465908.stm

Smokers in the poorest areas of Dundee are being offered £150 worth of groceries by the health service if they are able to give up cigarettes.
Participants in a 12-week scheme will be given £12.50 a week by NHS Tayside if a carbon monoxide breath test proves they have not been smoking.
The money will be credited onto an electronic card which cannot be used for cigarettes or alcohol.


Well, putting aside the idea of paying people to do something that will save their lives - which I'm sure will be remarked upon...

Exactly how does this stop the money (which would have been spent buying bread or milk etc in any case) being taken from the card, and then the equivalent amount of cash being spent on beer! Probably the Civil Servant who thought of this assumed that this will never occur to the people of Dundee, of course!


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Rolling Eyes Jesus wept, WTF next..... i despair of these Isles we live in.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am really beginning to object to the massive amounts of money being spent trying to browbeat people into giving up a perfectly legal passtime. I have no intention of giving up smoking and no amount of bribery is going to make me do so. In fact, this anti-smoking fascism is making me want to smoke MORE, simply to thumb my nose at Nanny State.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If people want to smoke and die let them, it's a personal choice. Smoke free in public places is nicer for me, i will admit (as a now 17yrs non smoker) but it is very anti-social IMO. Chucking my husband outside when socialising takes him away from me & my company, at home he nicks out in the back and has a quick wiff

This new local effort on smoking is just another PC nightmare designed to waste taxpayers money. When will they learn that familiarity on this subject breeds contempt in the old fashioned way.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe that smoking is not a good idea, and I choose not to do it.

I think the NHS should always provide support, advice and information on quitting smoking but they should NOT be paying people to quit!


These people will be saving loads of money anyway if they stop buying cigarettes/tobacco.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is more out there than ever to encourage people to quit smoking, there was bugger all when i gave up the mighty nicotine.
The government should have rested there, and stuck to dealing with more important social issues like knife crime which is becoming more addictive lately.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:18 am    Post subject: Re: Getting Paid to Quit Smoking Reply with quote

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Exactly how does this stop the money (which would have been spent buying bread or milk etc in any case) being taken from the card, and then the equivalent amount of cash being spent on beer! Probably the Civil Servant who thought of this assumed that this will never occur to the people of Dundee, of course!Very Happy


Exactly MM - folk will just use the card for food and the use the money they'd've spent for buying booze. Not so sure about fags though since they'll likely need to be tested to prove they are nicotine free to qualify, which means they'll genuinely have to have given up the weed, so they might not buy fags with it. I'll bet non smokers try to con it as well by saying they smoke, and then 'give up'. Laughing Laughing

I agree with B.E here as well, the energy and money directed towards forcing people to quit is beyond a joke - nobody will stop smoking unless they really want to. I've lost count of the people who've vowed to give up if fags increase in price at the budget, and are still puffing away. Laughing

I've known some private comanies to offer incentives to staff who give up, which is fair enough, but I don't think public money should be getting used for that purpose. The nhs is always on about how cash strapped it is, so shouldn't be giving it away like this.

I wonder what they're playing at up there sometimes, already there's free personal care for the elderly, expensive treatments not available elsewhere in the UK cause of the cost of them, they intend in giving free presecriptions to all over the next couple of years, and now they're giving more freebies with this quit smoking incentive?

I don't have a problem with the theory of all that, but I mean, c'mon, how many people genuinely can't afford £6 for a prescription? Can't be many I shouldn't think, so why give them away for free? They already given free travel to OAPs, and university education is free now as well. Maybe they should've changed the new slogan to "Welcome to Scotland - land of the 'free'". Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose that with the rise of STD's in the younger population these days, it won't be long before the NHS offers money if you avoid having sex! (wish they had done that when I was 16 - I'd have been rich!)


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the contrary, this Government won't be happy until they've turned our schools into walk-in sex clinics. Far from discouraging sex amongst youngsters, this Government are at pains to facilitate it and continue to chant the tired old mantra that we need 'better sex education', despite the fact that massive increases in sex education programmes in schools and an abundance of money thrown at providing youngsters with free contraceptives has had the net effect of making our teenage pregnancy and abortion rates the worst in Europe.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesssss - the UK is the best at something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a documentary last night about Britain's youngest grandmas (they were in their 30's!).


One woman had her daughter when she was 15, she went to university in her late 20's then became a family planning adviser to teenagers. She educated her own daughter on sex and STDs at a young age... her daughter got pregnant at 16! - fat lot of good that 'education' did.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's because sex education is more of a 'how to' guide than a serious attempt at prevention. Because in these morally bankrupt times it is seen as 'quasi-mediaeval' to try to teach children that they shouldn't have sex. Too 'judgemental'. So we invest huge amounts of time and energy explaining to young people how sex works but without stressing the point that they shouldn't have sex until they are mature enough to deal with the possible consequences. All sex education does is spark an interest amongst pre-adolescents and create a climate in which the race is on to be the first one to do it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not opposed to sex education but I think that too much of it has the opposite effect to its intended purpose.


My Mum educated me on the more biological aspect of it (sperm and eggs - chickens etc!) when I was about 9 or 10 but didnt tell me anything else.

At high school we were taught about sperm, eggs, fertilisation, puberty etc but absolutely nothing about contraception (as it was a Catholic school). It was taught for several weeks during biology classes. There was no talk about it in any other forum and there was no formal advice service for anything of that nature.

Funnily enough only ONE person in my year got pregnant at 16. A further two people at age 17 (after leaving school), and then about 5 have got pregnant in their early 20's but are in long-term relationships and marriages.


So it may be anecdotal evidence, but I think that there really is such a thing as TOO MUCH education, particularly on this subject.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So we invest huge amounts of time and energy explaining to young people how sex works but without stressing the point that they shouldn't have sex until they are mature enough to deal with the possible consequences.


So don't you agree you need better sex education? One that would both deal with biology AND psychology?

There does not seem to be a big problem of teenage pregnancies in France, nor in the rest of Europe as far as I know. And we did have sex education at school when I was in my early teens, and probably before - I don't remember, I just know some primary schools do it, and, well, I don't remember actually learning something at school as a teen on this topic so I must have learnt it somewhere before... As for the lessons I remember, when I was around they were about anatomy, puberty, STDs and contraception - plus, indirectly, more theoretical lessons about mitosis and meiosis, genetics, hormones, heredity, immunology and so on that were also part of the biology lessons.

All these lessons were mandatory and part of the national curriculum in biology. They were not presented as something special, just part of the normal biology/geology lessons along with many other topics.

How is it / what is taught in the UK?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure how it's taught these days, but when I was at school it was only the biological side of things - basically just how the egg gets fertilised. It was almost clinical as if that was the be all and end all of it. There was nothing about the consequences of unplanned pregnancies or prevention of them, relationships, or even having sex. Was just purely about how the egg gets fertilised. Mind you, that was about 25 years ago when the explosion in teen pregnacies was still a burning fuse.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merak we had much the same sex education - back in the late fifties and early sixties. They explained about the egg and sperm and all, but NOT how the two get together!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Merak we had much the same sex education - back in the late fifties and early sixties. They explained about the egg and sperm and all, but NOT how the two get together!!


That's still what they were teaching in the 70s! Although I also remember learning about different forms of birth control, but on a rather technical level.
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Merak we had much the same sex education - back in the late fifties and early sixties. They explained about the egg and sperm and all, but NOT how the two get together!!


That's still what they were teaching in the 70s! Although I also remember learning about different forms of birth control, but on a rather technical level.



When my mum told me about sperm fertilising eggs and then later the chicken would lay an egg ( Laughing ) I asked her how the sperm got into the female... she said "I dont know, it just does".
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I do not believe it makes much difference. Sex sells, and our youth our only interested in making quick money.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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JuanaLaLoca wrote:
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Merak we had much the same sex education - back in the late fifties and early sixties. They explained about the egg and sperm and all, but NOT how the two get together!!


That's still what they were teaching in the 70s! Although I also remember learning about different forms of birth control, but on a rather technical level.



When my mum told me about sperm fertilising eggs and then later the chicken would lay an egg ( Laughing ) I asked her how the sperm got into the female... she said "I dont know, it just does".


well at least she made the effort to give some sort of birds n bees talk. Cool My parents didn't, I think they probably thought it was something that would get covered at school so there was no need on their part. Laughing
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wakeyboy wrote:
JuanaLaLoca wrote:
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Merak we had much the same sex education - back in the late fifties and early sixties. They explained about the egg and sperm and all, but NOT how the two get together!!


That's still what they were teaching in the 70s! Although I also remember learning about different forms of birth control, but on a rather technical level.



When my mum told me about sperm fertilising eggs and then later the chicken would lay an egg ( Laughing ) I asked her how the sperm got into the female... she said "I dont know, it just does".


our sex education was for more explicit
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wakeyboy wrote:
JuanaLaLoca wrote:
SilverMiniCooperS wrote:
Merak we had much the same sex education - back in the late fifties and early sixties. They explained about the egg and sperm and all, but NOT how the two get together!!


That's still what they were teaching in the 70s! Although I also remember learning about different forms of birth control, but on a rather technical level.



When my mum told me about sperm fertilising eggs and then later the chicken would lay an egg ( Laughing ) I asked her how the sperm got into the female... she said "I dont know, it just does".


our sex education was for more explicit




What? you got a demonstration??? Shocked
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Not quite that much-but we werent just told about the basic `machinery`-we were told about everything from orgasms, masturbation, ejacualtion-how to actually have sex-the basic motions, how to put a condom on-all very detailed
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Not quite that much-but we werent just told about the basic `machinery`-we were told about everything from orgasms, masturbation, ejacualtion-how to actually have sex-the basic motions, how to put a condom on-all very detailed



Who the frig told you all that?
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Not quite that much-but we werent just told about the basic `machinery`-we were told about everything from orgasms, masturbation, ejacualtion-how to actually have sex-the basic motions, how to put a condom on-all very detailed



Who the frig told you all that?


And where the hell did you go to school?
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Not quite that much-but we werent just told about the basic `machinery`-we were told about everything from orgasms, masturbation, ejacualtion-how to actually have sex-the basic motions, how to put a condom on-all very detailed



Who the frig told you all that?


And where the hell did you go to school?




It certianly wasn't a Catholic school! (They wouldnt have mentioned condoms).
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well it was a normal state school, and very recently-give that im 22, within the last 10 years at the most
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Way back when I was in school, we started getting the sex education when I was about 8, and when I was 13 we had the formal class detailing everything about sex including the videos of STDs and what the consequences could be from having sex too early. In retrospect, I think the practice of starting early to talk about the changes in our bodies and the basic differences between boys and girls was good. A little too on the obvious side, but good nonetheless.
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well at least she made the effort to give some sort of birds n bees talk. Cool My parents didn't, I think they probably thought it was something that would get covered at school so there was no need on their part. Laughing


My parents never told me anything, either, but I think that in their case they thought that I would remain ignorant and innocent until I got married, which apparently was the case with my mother. Rolling Eyes I once overheard her telling some ladies she had to lunch that she knew absolutely nothing and that my father was quite surprised on their wedding night to find that she had no idea what would happen or how.
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what does happen?
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I don't know, I've never been married yet. Razz
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I'm sure its not from a lack of opportunities JuanaLaLoca - you're obviously just soooo fussy!

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what does happen?


Why don't you know? Too young & innocent?
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Yes to both, KW Razz
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And here was me thinking you were a contemporary of Statler & Waldorf when you are merely a child. Wink Are you even allowed to legally drink?
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Well maybe I was fibbing about the 'too young' bit (my fresh-faced youthful appearance can indeed be misleading) so I am actually just about old enough to drink - are you buying then?


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I'm sure its not from a lack of opportunities JuanaLaLoca - you're obviously just soooo fussy!

Laughing


Well, I did have one proposal, I guess. A gay friend of mine was thinking about going into consulting on his own, and wanted me to marry him so that he could get on my health insurance. Laughing Do you think I was being too fussy when I turned him down? Razz BTW, he offered to pay me $100 a month for the privilege.
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(my fresh-faced youthful appearance can indeed be misleading)


We'll be the judge of that - post a photo in Matron's Mugshots, and we'll tell you if we agree! Razz
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Well maybe I was fibbing about the 'too young' bit (my fresh-faced youthful appearance can indeed be misleading) so I am actually just about old enough to drink - are you buying then?


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Fresh-faced? Rolling Eyes Fresh-mouthed is more like it. You're probably an old geezer. Besides, if you keep fibbing to us all we have to do is consult VG and she'll call you out - especially since you don't exactly make sure you're in her good graces. At least here. I don't know what kind of ass kissing you have to do to make it up to her in person, only that you must have to do a lot of it. Laughing
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Looks like I could be in trouble here..... Smile Fortunately, VG knows who's the boss, so I should be safe!
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Yes I do know who's boss.............it's matron!

You're in deep shit!!
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I'm sure its not from a lack of opportunities JuanaLaLoca - you're obviously just soooo fussy!

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Well, I did have one proposal, I guess. A gay friend of mine was thinking about going into consulting on his own, and wanted me to marry him so that he could get on my health insurance. Laughing Do you think I was being too fussy when I turned him down? Razz BTW, he offered to pay me $100 a month for the privilege.



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wakeyboy wrote:
JuanaLaLoca wrote:
muppetmurderer wrote:
I'm sure its not from a lack of opportunities JuanaLaLoca - you're obviously just soooo fussy!

Laughing


Well, I did have one proposal, I guess. A gay friend of mine was thinking about going into consulting on his own, and wanted me to marry him so that he could get on my health insurance. Laughing Do you think I was being too fussy when I turned him down? Razz BTW, he offered to pay me $100 a month for the privilege.



See, socialised medicine can preserve the sanctity of marriage!


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